O H H E L L O .

I realize this is an unpopular stance, but I like to watch quite a bit of TV. I wasn’t allowed...

Oct 2nd

“No, you can not borrow my t-shirt…How about instead of...”
— Checking back in on Shit My...

Sep 30th

I was talking about my memorization project with some people...

Sep 29th

For Sale: Turkey sandwich, never eaten.

One of the top stories on BBC News right now is about a 14 year old girl who died from yet to be...

Sep 28th

Salad Bonus #3

Ordered: Grilled chicken Red onion Tomato Feta cheese Bonus: A single piece of fried chicken!...

Sep 28th

caldwelltanner: Help me and the rest of the internet...

Sep 25th

Current event knock-knock joke from me,...

A: Knock-Knock
B: Who's there?
A: Interrupting Kanye
B: Interrupting Kan-
A: IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT 'ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA' IS THE BEST KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE OF ALL TIME

Sep 25th

Donate some genius to a good cause.

Hey guys- My family is involved in a nonprofit foundation that was started a few years ago for my...

Sep 24th

“I think he’s more outdoorsy than I am. So...”
— My friend talking about maybe...

Sep 24th

“Half the songs are ripped off the musical “Rent”...”
— My friend Matt re-reads the...

Sep 19th

I just heard someone in my building using a circular saw- at midnight. …Bennett?

Sep 18th

From a resume from an old guy who needs to be kind of naked...

Sep 17th

Totally gross amazing botfly article and...

Sep 16th

Salad Bonus #2

Ordered: Chicken Red onion Cucumbers Red peppers Bonus: Three or so grapes

Sep 15th

Watch

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Sep 14th

“Don’t just use the iron or eat the cookies, even if you...”
— The Culinary Institute of...

Sep 10th

I’ve spent the past like week or something chipping away at the same tetris game- playing a...

Sep 10th

Good one Creigh.

Sep 8th

Drew up this picture of Jordan on set the other day. Pretty...

Sep 2nd

Last night, I overheard someone talking about peanut shells, and I immediately thought,...

Sep 2nd

Hey does anyone want to go to this thing...

Ira Glass talking about the The American Life radio and television show! 92nd Street Y Wedesday ...

Sep 2nd