January 2012
16 posts
Happy Chinese New Year
Going out for Jewish food with my Aunt and Uncle!
“Do you wear shoes to do yoga? How about socks?”
– Sam Sparks works on his fitness
WatchVernon Davis and Joe Staley sing Adele
Two weeks ago, Jon and I were joking about a thumb falling in love with a picture of a toe, to the song “At Last”.
Thank you, Etta James.
I missed you Wikipedia.
Our nation’s 19th President, Rutherford B. Hayes (March 4, 1877 – March 4, 1881 term), is the most recent President to assume the presidency in the normal way (not a Vice President who took over for an elected President due to assassination, impeachment, etc), serve a single term, and not seek reelection.
On the other hand, workplace productivity is through the roof.
Watchstreeter:
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Why Sex Is Magic
Abraca-orgasm!
Here’s a new Soapbox co-wrote with Ben Joseph based on a standup bit I do. I sincerely hope you like it
Great job everyone!
watch hunt
I am looking for a very particular thing, here.
This watch must be durable and goes with everything/ ignorable enough to be worn all day, every day, with everything.
I’d like it to be better looking and more grown up than the velcro band nonsense I have now. I’d like it to not look like it’s from a million years in the future, or like I should be doing sports.
And, uh, it also...
December 2011
9 posts
“Now, since we’re going to the swimming pool, we’re gonna need some...”
– My Spanish tutor podcast. Trying to cram Phenomenon-style real quick before I my trip tomorrow. I am in huge trouble.
November 2011
5 posts
Watcheightbit:
cockenblog:
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Epic Mealtime: Tur-bacon-epi-centipede
802,420 calories in one Thanksgiving meal. For dessert, they all had acid reflux.
WANT.
Yes please.
If you have this on a Thursday, better eat salad for the rest of the week.
What are the chances of you coming into being? →
youmightfindyourself:
By: Ali Binazir June 15th, 2011
A little while ago I had the privilege of attending TEDx San Francisco, organized by the incomparable Christine Mason McCaull. One of the talks was by Mel Robbins, a riotously funny self-help author and life coach with a syndicated radio show. In it, she mentioned that scientists calculate the probability of your existing as you, today, at...
October 2011
10 posts
The movie “North”, famously never released on DVD, is available on Netflix Instant. Interesting.
I got harassed by some asshole middle schoolers on the train on the way home tonight. So if anyone sees a shitty cell phone video of me on Facebook (they said they’d post it), looking tired and annoyed, ugh, I don’t know, comment and tell those little brat monsters to stay in school.
Need a emergency location for a web video thing
I’m looking for a clean, grown up looking living room and men’s sparsely decorated grown up looking bedroom, in the same apartment, in Brooklyn, for a thing TOMORROW, for about 6 hours, in the afternoon/ evening.
Supersmall cast and crew- 8 people total. Couple lights. No big deal.
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
email me heyitseva@gmail.com
Me: What do you think CC Sabathia's favorite food is?
Steve: I dunno. Ribs?
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September 2011
13 posts
it's a small, small world.
Tonight my friend and former neighbor invited me out to see his former roommate’s (from when we were neighbors, thereby making his former roommate, my former neighbor, too) band play.
I ended up getting there earlier than I thought I would, and ran into a friend of mine from college that I knew lived in New York, but had not seen in a few years. He mentioned that he was there because his...
I just won a fish bowl contest at Chipotle.
Free lunch for 10 of my best friends. BOOM BABY.
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“i pretty much just wanted to go to like a club med, in some location where white...”
– JESS AGI
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