December 2008
21 posts
yikes.
quick. someone invite me to some new years thing. please and thank you.
You’re actually screaming. Tone it down deaf leppard.
– My brother sent me a text message while I was on the phone. I guess I woke him up. Sorry Nathan.
rickyv:
MTV, drunk on profits from The Hills, decided to give us our own TV show.
We’re excited. More details to come, obviously.
willschneider:
I hate when i see Independence Day on TV cuz i know i’m about to waste the next hour and a half.
It’s possible I spent some time on this last weekend.
I just heard someone say ‘bits and snatches’ instead of ‘bits and pieces’. hahahaha
Hey come be in this other thing!
Turns out we could use a few more people on SATURDAY 12/13, 3PM-7PM as well. Pretend to be a super pumped up fan of your favorite band.
Be our friend! $40! Soda pop and big time snacks!
email me- eva@collegehumor.com
Two Reasons Why I Suck -
bunkercomplex:
1. A fellow student turned 50 yesterday and she made a comment about looking forward to the next hill she would be going over. My immediate thought was “the cemetery hill?”
2. I like to use the handicap stall at school since it has its own sink, mirror, lotions, etc. Today I opened up the door and saw a girl in a wheelchair waiting for me to leave the stall. Oops.
That second...
Yeah man. I’ve gotta get on that. Literally.
– Zach still needs to buy a ticket for the Bolt Bus this weekend.
Hey come be in this thing!
CollegeHumor needs people to be in a video this Sunday from noon to 5 PM. Pretend to be chilling at a skate park, just like you normally do on a Sunday.
Come hang out! $40! Snacks!
email me- eva@collegehumor.com
asking the tough questions.
My roommates and I are in the process of finding someone to move into Zach’s room when he leaves at the end of the month. We are down to two people. Tonight during the interview phase, I asked each of them if they had some snack or a soda or something, would they let me take a bite or sip off it. Maybe not right away, of course, but eventually, could they see themselves letting me pick off...
hilarysiegel:
Obsessed, unfortunately.
sheesh.
Well, it's a good thing I'm rich. Not.
jcrew.com is having a 30% off sale prices promotion. I bought a shit ton of clothes from them like four hours before the promotion started. DAGGERS.
The hospital was actually quite comfortable and the nurses were extremely nice....
– Cute! From the story of my friend’s Hallie and Tim’s baby’s birth.